Fall Out Boy RPS Recs

(These recs come directly from the fic rec community I run with storydivagirl called Polyfannish Rec Whores)

Pete/Patrick

*new* This story's going somewhere by jamjar--It's an age swap story between Patrick and Pete, where Patrick is the older one and Pete is the teenager. I love Pete's slow (slow) realization that he's in love with Patrick. Also features some Pete/William and Patrick/Gabe. This one's 42,000 words broken up into 5 parts, so get a bottle of water and some chips before you click the link. Adult content.

"How old is he?" Pete interrupts. "Because if he's some skeevy old guy picking up impressionable young high school boys in book stores…" He shakes his head. "You need to leave that kind of guy to me."

*new* You'd Love to Lead by giddygeek--This is a threesome between Patrick, Pete and AU!Patrick from the Dance, Dance video. How much do I love that these guys give us tailor-made AU realities to write about? Anyway, it's really hot, and I love stories about the geek getting the guy, and here AU!Patrick gets both of them. Also, Pete wanting to have sex with two Patricks at once? I can see that, because who wouldn't? NC-17

"I noticed you out there," he says, pointing out towards the empty dance floor. It looks kind of shoddy now with the lights on and almost everyone gone home--Martin had stayed to help count the soda and snack money. There's streamers wilting everywhere, and the dance floor is covered in confetti and paper cups, soda spilled sticky and gross from one end to the other. Martin doesn't even want to think about it. Dancing tonight wasn't exactly the best experience of his life. "I looked at you and I thought, jeez, he looks like Patrick. Oh, yeah, sorry--Patrick's my singer. So, like, I wanted to stop you before you left, see if it was just a trick of the light or something."

*new* Stealing by proteinscollide--This is an AU where Pete is a bored rich boy with nothing better to do than make his own fun. He steals and breaks into people's houses and learns about people's lives, mostly because he doesn't do anything with his own. Some Pete/Ryan. R

Today’s diversion involves the armchair he’s come to think of as his own, a corner of Borders between the bookshelves and the music aisles, a pile of books he doesn’t mean to pay for, and an iPod full of music. But then two boys drift by him, obviously in the middle of a heated discussion, and Pete watches them instead, with interest, out of the corner of his eye.

*new* Lord Knows It Would Be The First Time by azurejay--Pete is messed up. He sleeps with all the people who try to sleep with Patrick, in an attempt to feel closer to him. NC-17

The thing is that he doesn't do it a lot, and only when he's not with someone, or when he isn't wandering around in a daze thinking he's with someone (see: Attempts To Date Ashlee Simpson 1, 2 and 4. Attempt 5 is going much better, even better than 3). He doesn't do it with girls Patrick actually expresses interest in, he doesn't do it in Ohio (he has a lot of family in Ohio, and--yeah. He never, ever fucks people in Ohio, no matter how hot they are and/or how much they want to fuck Patrick), and he doesn't do it when they're not on tour.

*new* How Life Can Be by sevenfists--Patrick overthinks things between him and Pete, until Andy is forced to stage an intervention. PG-13

The bathroom door opens and Pete comes out, wearing boxer-briefs and toweling vigorously at his hair. "You'll never leave us, dude," he says. "Your heart's too full of the beautiful music we make together."

*new* Eyes Like Neon Signs (flashing open open) by Zee--The one when they first formed the band, wherein Pete actually has morals and thinks through his actions - go figure. PG

"You don't need half this stuff," Pete says, waving the hand still holding the coffee cup at Patrick's amp and other equipment. "We already have enough amps and crap, and anyway, there's no room in the van. Just grab your guitar and your crap and let's hit the road."

*new* Honey Do by giddygeek--Sex in their old apartment. Pete's a persistent guy. NC-17

"I'm staying here with you until they leave for school," Patrick said. Pete nodded, draped an arm over him, curled closer and said, "Stay until they go to college, Patrick," and Patrick laughed a little, sleepy, then closed his eyes and promised that he would.

*new* Graffiti by megyal--Pete and Patrick pull each other's pigtails via a Sharpie taken to the back of their bus. NC-17

"What?" Patrick says, blinking at the graffiti written on the back of the bus. "Who the fuck wrote this here? What the hell does it even say?"

*new* Words by _dum--Three stories about Pete's lyrics ending up in mysterious places. NC-17

Patrick had to smother a little girl's shriek when he saw the words: turn off the lights & turn off the shyness written on the wall above a urinal.

*new* Clothes Off! by queenofhell--Pete has to deal with his issues with his cock-issues before Patrick drops his sorry ass. Funny, sexy and taken directly from a Pete Wentz quote. Canon = win. Also contains Pete/Mikey, Pete/Jeanae, Pete/William and Pete/Ryan. NC-17

It was just the dick thing that he couldn’t get over. Like, literally, he couldn’t get over it, not with his hands, or his mouth, or anything else that he could rub over a naked cock, but mostly with his eyes. Because seriously—they look weird. When they’re erect they’re fucking awkward and veiny and red, and balls are even weirder, all hanging there, and just, he doesn’t see the appeal.

*new* Sated by ficjournal--Short and fluffy and maybe a little silly. Someone in the band has a crush on Patrick. NC-17

"Somebody..." Pete starts, being slowly, so that Patrick knows that they are back in high school. "In the band..." Patrick's going to kill Pete. It's going to be nice and bloody and make for the best Behind the Music in history. "Likes you."

*new* What you don't know by thehousekeeper--A list of the things that Pete has learned about his bandmates since living with them on tour. R

Things Pete has learned about his band mates that he didn't know before they went on tour (that first time, when everything was new and every mile was one mile farther than he'd ever been, and the van started to feel like home somewhere in Wyoming, with snowy farmer's fields on either side under a sky like gray wool):

*new* The True Story of What Never Happened by airgiodslv--Pete starts writing Pete/Patrick fan fiction and making Patrick read it. Silly and cute. PG

Patrick blinks a little. “Technically?” he says. He’s not sure it can be fanfiction if it’s not written by a fan, but he can already foresee Pete’s argument that he’s a fan of the rest of them, so he doesn’t say that. He’s also not sure that it counts if it’s true. “Hey,” he says, pointing to the bottom of the page. “I didn’t say anything about the coffee tasting bitter because of the sacrifices we’ve had to make to drink it.”

*new* wanted to be your (or: the trials and tribulations of growing up in the vicinity of pete wentz) by provetheworst--College AU about a slightly high strung Patrick who gets run over by the Pete Wentz-train. It's a very engrossing world that the author has created. R

There's a few kids -- Chris Gutierrez, Brendon Urie, Joe Trohman -- who'll stop by asking after this guy named Pete. Not once has Patrick ever seen Pete in Jon's room, and he's not entirely sure he's ever seen Pete anywhere, ever. Other people come around, though; Jon has a lot of friends.

*new* Precipice by Charli J--Patrick discovers, to Pete's delight and his horror, that he's a grabby drunk. PG

The kiss comes sweeter than he's ready for and gone sooner than he'd like, Pete dropping onto his back, and Patrick says, "Sorry. Sorry, if -- I, uh."

*new* Find Out What It Means by Dira Sudis--Hooker!AU, where Patrick's doing some moonlighting while they try to hit it big.

Patrick's cheeks were pink, but he nodded quickly. "I mean, I would have sex with guys not for money, too, or girls, but--the money thing. Prostitution. I do that. Sometimes--not, like, you know."

*new* Make My Troubles Rhyme and Gather No Moss (a day in the life) by giddygeek--A really trippy, kind of sad story about Pete Wentz. The idea comes from a video for a song by "The Academy Is..." Basically, a fucked up young Pete meets a him from an alternate universe while he's looking in the mirror. And he decides to...switch. Kind of creepy, I'll be honest, but it all works out for the best in the end. The second story is what happens to the other, hapless Pete stuck in Pete's dead end life.

He kneels up, then pushes and tugs at Patrick, who punches him half-heartedly. "A broken mirror brought me to you," he says, wondering; Patrick raises an eyebrow at him, and that's the end of Pete's self control right there, sliding away from him. He leans down and kisses Patrick, a gentle nipping kiss, his thumbs brushing Patrick's jaw, pressing lightly against his neck to feel his pulse race.

*new* Did You Clean Those Pants With Windex? (Because I Can Practically See Myself In Them) by adellyna--The title is almost longer than the fic itself. Short and sweet AU about a Patrick who tells kids stories at the local library, and his stalker (guess who). G

Also of note is the fact that Pete has a ridiculous crush on Patrick. It started when Pete, in a fit of self-indulgent ennui, meandered his way down to the local library on a Wednesday morning and happened upon Patrick leading the Mommy And Me Song Hour.

*new* Spider Honey by Impertinence--An adorable story about a horribly, horribly oblivious Pete that fills me with love. Love Mikey in this one. PG-13

So, yeah, Mikey was married and it was all he talked about. “Mikey's married,” Pete told Patrick that morning over the breakfast Patrick had threatened and blackmailed him into. “It's all he talks about.”

*new* scars and stories by strangecobwebs--Pete gets a shock that forces him to deal with some shit regarding him and Patrick. I thought this story seemed very realistic, which was my favorite part of it.

wentz- how's it going? ran into andrew the other day and we started talking about you. thought i'd say hey and see how you're doing. i heard the tour's going well. can't wait till you guys get to chi town! already got tickets. gimme a call when you get in.

ps- hey man, i don't know if you heard, but Jeanae eloped. got married last week in Vegas.

*new* Chord Changes by giddygeek--This is absolute fact, I'm sure of it. DecayDance and Fueled By Ramen are filled with people that are in love with Patrick Stump, but none more than Pete. adult

A couple weeks later 'Serenade (Surrender)', another love song about Patrick Stump produced by Patrick Stump, becomes a hit.

*new* woman like a man by longtime_lurker--genderswap with Pete waking up a girl. Patrick gets, maybe, a little possessive. NC-17

*new* Nobody Wants Reality Tour 2010 by elle-dritch--Patrick and Vicky-T are about to get married when Patrick discovers that there's a problem...The whole fic takes place over the span of one conversation, but you get a real feel for the characters and the history that the author has created in a short amount of time. R

"Joe," Patrick says, irritated. "I'm making a momentous announcement here. Me and Vicky are finally getting married, so that we can live in wedded bliss and have many fine and sturdy pop-punk babies. Pay attention, you inconsiderate dick."

*new* Men In Caps by keenoled--Men in Black AU where Pete and Patrick are part of the organization and Patrick has a secret. Very, very sweet. PG

“The guy! With Joe’s guitar, with the, the, the baseball hat and uh, the voice! Did you hear him sing?”

Pete was pretty sure his voice wasn’t usually that squeaky.

*new* Brand New Fashion by shoemaster--This is the story written for meeee for the TTT challenge. OMG, so great. It's a high school/college AU where Patrick's a bit insecure and Pete's on an epic quest to make him realize his awesomeness. PG-13

When Pete lets him pull back, they're both a little breathless; out of the corner of his eye, Patrick notices that there's kind of a crowd. It's Pete, though - there's usually kind of a crowd.

*new* Set the Crooked Straight by giddygeek--Pete really, really misses Patrick. PG-13

Pete doesn't reply. He keeps on sliding over to Patrick's side of the bed then right up against Patrick's side, his hip against Patrick's, their shoulders brushing. He sighs silently, just the swell of his chest giving him away, and closes his eyes.

No Seat Belt Song by Marianna--Marriage!fic. There sure are a lot of these in FOB land, probably thanks to Pete's Q&As. In this one, Patrick's at least a little hesitant. R He has this image in the press that’s shy, and mild mannered, and that he’s this perfectly pleasant Nice Young Man, and yeah, that’s him too, that’s him now, but when he was a kid [and a kid of such a brutal divorce], nothing could quell his anger.

in which we are friends and more by neurotic_hello--A cute little fic where Pete is pretty much hopelessly in love with Patrick. Cameos by the Panic boys. Overuse of the nickname "Trick" which is fast becoming one of my pet peeves, but it's easy to overlook, especially if that doesn't bother you the way it does for me. "I think I might be in love with you," Pete announces to him. Patrick doesn't stop strumming; he does, however, tilt his chin forward a little farther - a continue. Pete grins.

I've Got Your Number One Bullet Right Here, Baby by supergrover24 and femmequixotic--Pete seduces Patrick with gay porn, which is funny and hot and also very Pete. Another story that overuses the fanon "Trick" nickname, but again I'll let it slide. NC-17 In the middle of the chorus of Sugar We're Going Down Pete looks over at Patrick and the guitar's shifted just enough and Patrick knows when Pete's eyes widen and Jesus, Patrick can't take his eyes off Pete as much as he wants to.

Must Have Excellent Oral Skills by souldiers--The Patrick the Phone Sex Operator AU! Ends on kind of a fairy tale-ish, suspension of disbelief note which I really liked. NC-17 “Okay, okay.” The guy’s voice, it’s still nasal and torn raw like he spends his nights screaming at empty walls, but it’s quick and almost breathy. He’s getting off to it, Patrick realizes, and it’s to him—it’s to Patrick. A strangely gratifying warmth spreads throughout his chest, and he begins to wonder when the last time he actually had sex was. “Fuck, I really want you to give me a handjob.”

I'll Walk You Up by normalhumanbein--Pete can fly and he takes Patrick with him. PG-13 He doesn’t notice at first. Pete has spent more of his young life tempting fate than he’d like to admit, and is intimately acquainted with the stomach-churning moment at the start of a fall when you feel like you’re defying gravity, the second when the faces below you seem to be staring up at you in awe, shocked still, not getting any closer. And then he realises that, hey, the faces below him are staring up in awe, and they’re really not getting any closer.

Sleep Like Music by valerie_z--A story that takes place pre-fame, when Patrick is about seventeen. He reaches his sexual peak and has to deal with some very uncomfortable Pete-related situations. Told with the author's usual dead pan humor. Hard R For one horrible moment Patrick was convinced Pete knew, that Pete was some sort of supernatural sex bloodhound, which, come to think of it, would explain so much.

Leaving You Alone With Me by 3jane and mimesere--Yet another marriage!fic. Pete and Patrick get married in Canada before ever even dating, which is an interesting take on the cliche. Patrick gets out of the car and leans on it. Looks at the sky. When he looks down, Pete's kneeling at his feet. And after a second Patrick realizes Pete's got a ring. It's really nice. It hasn't got stones set in it or anything; it's clearly a ring for a guy. But it's also obviously an engagement ring.

Through and Through by Giddy--A pure PWP. Starts with sex, ends with sex. In the middle there's mostly...sex. It's good times. NC-17 "Dude," Patrick says. He wrenches open the bedroom door, kicks his shoes off against the wall, and turns to face Pete with his arms crossed over his chest. "I am not coming on your face."

repair anything sold, bought, or processed by Miss Pamela--First of all, love for the Say Anything reference! This is an AU where Pete becomes a hooker to earn some extra money. Patrick is still a musical genius, so maybe it's not that AU. NC-17 “Yeah, but how many high school seniors have a record deal?” Joe perched on the end of Patrick’s desk. “And you don’t even have a band! It was just like...you! And your computer! That’s insane, dude!” He beamed at Patrick.

Filthy Kings by femmequixotic--Takes place during the opening of Angels and Kings, Pete's bar. Includes some voyeurism and some lovely, gratuitous Bill/Gabe and Gabe/Patrick. Also, there's a great jealous!Pete. NC-17 Patrick shoved his hands in his pockets; his jeans pulled tight across his cock and he breathed in sharply. "Hey. Sorry, I was just looking..." He trailed off. "You guys should be careful," he said finally, staring at the mugshot of Sid Vicious on the wall and not the way Bill's fingers were trailing over Gabe's nipple. "Still some photographers out there."

It's not a side effect of the lsd; i am thinking it must be love by slowfaintly--Public sex, and Pete winding poor Patrick up. NC-17 And. And apparently, Pete decides the word whoring is a prompt for him to start running his foot up Patrick's leg, which is decidedly more distracting than the kicking ever was. Pete had been wearing flip-flops, sometime in the past tense. He's since seen fit to kick those off, in order to better carry out the public molestation of Patrick's leg.

Pretty In Ink by mimesere--Andy wants to help Patrick lose his tattoo virginity and Patrick totally gangbangs My Chemical Romance, except not really. Also, Pete loses his shit pretty spectacularly. It's complete crack and the POV shifts all over the place, but it's funny and I'm a sucker for jealous!protective!Pete. Cameos by the MCR dudes. "And then," says Patrick, because he doesn't like the look in Pete's eye, "*then* he totally fucked my brains out. We had great sex. I totally blew him. *And* I swallowed."

Seven Weeks by xxdance--Pete and Patrick having been dating for a while, and Pete just wants to get laid already. R Pete disappears one afternoon they have off, and nobody's surprised or concerned. What does concern them is that, when he returns to the hotel room, he's not clutching armloads of clothes or sundae fixings or the entire discography of Jeff Buckley--just a deck of cards.

Read My Mind by sunday_porch--Patrick and Pete can read each other's minds, but one morning things get a little confusing. Features many other bandom people. R It's not like they had, like, actual telepathic conversations or something like that. Not exactly. It was just that whatever was in the front of Pete's mind, Patrick picked up on, and vice versa. And sure, it might have been embarrassing, if it had been anyone but Pete. Except it was Pete, and Patrick never really thought much of it.

this is me broken down by beingothrwrldly--Pete and Patrick weirdness in the wake of the Best Buy incident. And it's like this now. Lather, rinse, repeat, every damn time. Try to talk to Pete, Pete gets pissed, leaves. Sometimes he comes back that night and sometimes he just shows up for recording the next day, it depends. Patrick can't figure out a pattern, and it pisses him off just as much as it scares the shit out of him. "Hey," he says, "hey, just wait a second, we could go get dinner or something."

wake up and notice you're someone you're not by lordessrenegade--Patrick and Frank Iero of MCR switch bodies, leading to wacky hijinks. Also features Frank/Gerard Way. NC-17 It was Gerard who finally came over and took the phone from his fingers, pressing the speaker button and setting it down on the counter. "Hey, Pete, it's Gerard. Sorry to wake you up so early, but we've got…well, we're having kind of a crisis over here and need to talk to Patrick. Is he there?"

FIVE TIMES PATRICK STUMP KISSED PETE WENTZ by doll_revolution--Exactly what the title says, from Joe's perspective. Patrick threw himself at Pete, knocking him into the side of a building before kissing him right on the corner of his mouth. Of course, Patrick also kissed Joe and Andy and some random lady walking by, and maybe even her dog. They were all kissing and hugging each other like fucking maniacs. (Signed! Label! A contract!)

Hurts So Good by saline_joy--Patrick gets a tattoo and discovers why Pete likes it so much. Then, there is car sex. NC-17 "You wanna describe it to me?" Pete asks, stretching into the front seat to grab the lube out of the glove box. He comes back, already slicking his fingers. Patrick kicks his jeans the rest of the way off, spreading his legs. "You can't, you can't explain how it feels. And some people don't like it, some people just think it hurts."

Treasured by megyal--So Pete's a dragon? And it's told in first person, which usually annoys the living hell out of me? But read it anyway. It's good. PG So. You’re not going to talk to him anymore because of that? How ignorant can you get? He’s not going to eat you. Dragons stopped eating humans years ago. I guess we weren't too good for the fifth stomach after all.

There's Probably a Reason I Love You, I'll Get Back to You On That by sidereal--Pete's pretty much crazy about Patrick, who of course doesn't see it. R Pete rests his chin against the back of Patrick's neck, and he's pretty sure his anger had all been centered right there in his body and that Pete's chin is some kind of emotional healing salve or something, because in that moment it all melts away and he isn't pissed for no reason anymore.

you in each frame (I'm sorta losing you, but I'll be alright) by daybreak25--A Groundhog Day AU. Rated Heavy T (yeah, I don't know what that means either) "'I don't get the whole 'girlfriend' Jeanae thing, really,'" she reads, and Pete swears it gets quieter. "She's great, yeah, and it's like, one day we'll get married, or another day we won't. She's a girlfriend, yeah, but it's really just girl and friend put together, right?"

Paradoxymoron by xxdance--AU where Patrick's pushed onto a stage by his friends Andy and Joe and Pete happens to catch a performance. Link takes you to part two, but part one's linked on the top. R "So, what, you're just not going to play ever again?" Pete asked, as though they'd already been deep in conversation. He leaned against the counter with his easy grace, smirking in a way that makes Patrick understand, for a moment, why Andy wanted to punch him so bad.

Half a Million Words and Nowhere to Start by one900--An intimate-feeling fic that takes place in the van during the early days. R Patrick has his eyes closed now, to better battle the waves of nausea that are pressing up against his diaphragm. He feels a slight tug to the right as Pete pulls the van over, and hears the sharp sounds of gravel crunching before they jerk to a final stop. Doors slide open, the ignition beeps thoughtlessly, doors click shut, and then they're back on the road and Pete, who's done little more than playfully muss up Patrick's hair until now, has his head on Patrick's shoulder through the rest of the state.

Untitled Ficlet by loveyouallwrong--Pete accidentally starts a feud with MCR. Whoops? Pete had suspected as much, considering the prickly feeling on his neck, but he gives up on pretending, and looks over. Santa is standing at the window, and when Pete catches his eye, he glares with the heat of a thousand suns.

You Are The Word I'm Looking For by thegoldsky--Pete walks in on Patrick masturbating and tries to make him feel less awkward about it by trying a predictably ridiculous tact. NC-17 "--oh. Um." Pete had on a very ugly purple bathrobe. And stubble. He hadn't shaved yet this morning. He shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "Sorry. I just wanted to tell you that lunch is on. Whenever you're ready." Patrick just stared at him like a deer caught in headlights. He couldn't have opened his mouth if he'd wanted to. "Right," Pete turned abruptly and shut the door.

Dearly Beloved by linzeems--Fall Out Boy and Panic put together a wedding tour that features Pete as the husband and Patrick as the wife. Patrick about as thrilled as you imagine. The press junket makes Patrick squirm. He can't fidget so he curls his toes, tenses his thighs, drums his fingers on his jeans. Pete jiggles a leg beside him and grins at the lenses, practically bouncing. Patrick smiles and hopes his silence looks more like sorry, saving my voice! than it does sorry, total douche! He really can't tell though, just drums his fingers faster.

a smidge of pete/patrick by callsigns--A tiny, quiet ficlet, just Pete, Patrick and a cat. "Maybe you're just a small-brained dude." Pete hefts the unprotesting cat into his lap, a semi-heavy handful of purr-machine, and waggles her paws onto Patrick's thigh. "Feed me, Seymour." The cat licks Patrick's jeans. "See? She's desperate for attention."

 Sessions by Kasha--An AU wherein Pete is in a boyband and Patrick is a studio musician hired to help Pete make music. Patrick stared at the obnoxiously bright magazine in his hands, eyes sliding from the headline—Red Hot Fyre Boys Tell YOU Their Secrets!—to the picture. Four idiots wearing matching red track jackets and exaggerated pouts hamming for the camera, and, then…a fifth member, standing slightly apart from the others. That had to be the troublesome Pete Wentz.

Pete's Life as a Death Cab for Cutie Song by one900--Pete and Patrick takes years to get where they're going. Patrick sighs, quietly enough that Pete knows it wasn't meant to be heard. Their bodies shift slightly as the van switches lanes; Pete reaches down and squeezes Patrick's fingers. He squeezes back briefly, thumb pressing against Pete's knuckles, and asks, "where are we?"

The Philosophy From The Science by Charli J--Pete's more of a lover than a fighter, but that doesn't mean he won't smack a bitch when it's necessary. Oh, Pete. Patrick's issue with the rule is that it's obviously flawed. The rule is: if they start it, you can finish it, but if everybody adhered to that concept, then no one would have any problems.

Jumper by therentmatrix--I like the way she writes a young Pete. Very emo, very needy, very smart. I think it's realistic. And Patrick's just the best. “I was going to jump off of your roof. Like, to kill myself. But I got here and your mom offered to make me some popcorn. So I said okay, and she did and said you’d be home in a little while, and I went in your room and climbed onto the roof through the window, and here I am.” He swings his feet over the edge and tosses a few kernels into his mouth, dropping some over the edge as he does it.

Rapid Hope Loss by therentmatrix--Manipulative!bastard!Pete and the Patrick who loves him. "You're not," Pete whispers, nuzzling against Patrick's neck. "You're never- you're better than her, I love you more-" he bites down near Patrick's pulse point, almost too hard, and his fingers twitch beneath the soft fabric of the shirt. Then, "I love you, 'Trick."

...But I Digress by stillane--Trippy and dream-like. Pete wakes up in a world without Patrick. I had to read it twice to understand what was going on. It was worth it though. PG-13 He calls Andy for a refresher because Andy will give him less hell than Joe, and won’t be stoned. He says, Hey, what’s Patrick’s cell? and Andy says, Patrick who?

Son of a Scoundrel, Heart of Gold by Eleanor Lavish--Romance cliche challenge! Regency AU! It skips ahead in time so that, basically, it's like reading all the good bits of a really good romance novel. Beware of evil!Gabe. He made me sad. But everything else is fantastic. R-ish “I’m sorry, I was only,” he stopped short. The man in the doorway was dressed smartly, his jacket accented by a blue flower in his lapel. His hair was thick and dark, grown long until it almost brushed his bright, expressive eyes. But the most striking feature was his smile, wide and toothy and genuine. Patrick literally felt his breath catch as the man laughed as his obvious discomfiture.

The Music or the Misery by Marianna--It's a slight AU where Joe and Pete recruit Andy for the band first and don't meet Patrick until two years later at a party. Light R “Mr. Trohman,” He murmurs as slinks towards them casually, wrapping an arm around Joe’s waist. Joe rolls his eyes, but he’s used to this, he’s used to Pete after all these years, so there isn’t even a response, except for a little snort when Joe realizes just why Pete has decided to drop by this particular section of the living room.

Rebel Girl Zee--Girl!Pete, who's just as recognizable without the penis. "When the fuck did Rolling *fucking* Stone turn into the fucking Enquirer?!" Peyton is pacing, articulating each curse with wide, sharp hand gestures; Patrick makes himself sit down and unclench his fists before he throws anything else.

Of All the Gin Joints in All the World by marianna--Pete/Patrick & Patrick/Spencer--Patrick's has a thing going with Pete, but that doesn't stop him from finding Spencer hot (who wouldn't?), and it doesn't stop Pete from helping him go for it. Bonus points for gratuitous naked!Brendon and awkward!Patrick. NC-17 “Wanna play?” Spencer’s head is tilted to the side a little, which is weird, considering the position he’s in. The envelope in Patrick’s back pocket is heavy, and he knows at some point he should give it to Ryan, because Pete needs him to sign something for the label, but-

the only thing worse than not knowing by kissingchaos9--A bit of angst, post Pete's "trip to Best Buy." I like how betrayed Patrick feels here. It's very believable, given the circumstances. "Fuck you, Wentz." Patrick picks the magazine back up, shoves it into Pete's chest and storms out the backdoor, leaving it open. Pete stands up, throws away what's left of his breakfast, and goes to his bedroom to get dressed.

Scared of Girls (Stars: They're Just Like Us) by Sara--This is, I think, exactly what Pete Wentz would be like if he was inexplicably caught in the middle of a bitch fight between Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan. Pete didn't think it was physically possible for Ashlee's eyes to roll any harder. "Go ahead," she said. "My boyfriend's on his way back over anyway. Lindsay, where's yours? He was looking pretty comfortable with Paris the other night, it's cool you guys have such an open relationship." Pete almost flinched at that one; even on his best days he couldn't aspire to the levels of bitchiness currently happening in front of him.

Public Retions[hips] by Alanna--Pete tries to start gay rumors about him and Patrick with increasing desperation and decreasing success (presumably this story takes place in some sort of alternate reality where LiveJournal doesn't exist.) adult. Someone snapped a photo of Pete kissing Patrick's neck during one of the Warped 2005 performances. Pete stumbled over it when he was reading coverage of the tour. The picture was grainy but they were clearly identifiable. Patrick's head was tilted back and his eyes were closed. Pete was mouthing the spot just below his jaw. Joe was a blur behind them, caught mid-spin. The caption read Fall Out Boy Bassist Congratulates Band mate on Good Performance.

rhyme "girl" with "girl" Gale--It's genderswitch with Patrick and Pete being Trish and Peyton. So...femmeslash? I guess? And so awesome. NC-17 Ten minutes into talking to Trish, Peyton has decided they're going to be best friends until they die, mostly to annoy Trish. It's kind of like being seven years old again, jumping up and down and yelling "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" while her parents focused on the new baby in the house. Except, you know, without the baby. Also, she's in college.

Floor Twenty by sonstoodstammer--Pete is lonely and melancholy in Japan. I love when writers incorporate Pete's journal entries (which I find oftentimes poetic, if slightly incomprehensible). This story is bookended by Pete's thoughts while in Osaka. PG-13 "Who says you have to?" when an answer doesn't come, Patrick wiggles his fingers; they play a pretend (practiced) riff down Pete's spine, fret-hopping their way through FOB's first internationally acknowledged single. Where is your boy tonight? then lower, he is a gentleman, down to his beltloops, to hook, slip and tug him --maybe he won’t find out what i know-- closer.

What’s The Point of Playing Bass If Your Own Singer Doesn’t Even Care? by supergrover24--Pete wallows in jealousy for a while, before acting out. R He pulls his hoodie up over his head and pushes himself back into the corner of the couch, knees bent, notebook open and pen in hand. Pete writes, but his eyes keep drifting over to the two of them, and he bites his lip hard enough to hurt when he notices Patrick’s thigh touching Mark’s under the table.

*new* The Making Of by Kasha--The filming of Bedussey II, starring Pete Wentz as a crossdressing hooker picking up guys outside of a port-a-potty. This is what we can expect from any sequel, I'm totally sure. PG-13 “Exactly. And third: It’s Pete’s stupid movie. It doesn’t have to make sense. And this is the best set we have to work with right now, so shut up and get into position. We don’t have all night, and it fucking reeks out here.”

I'll Make This Valentine's Belated by Calcium Yeah--High school AU! Patrick has a secret admirer. I wish this was longer. PG But, this wasn’t just some “I like you, do you like me back”—someone had taken the time to write that whole thing out. So, yeah he kept the note, but he was cautious, so didn’t really think of it until later on that day.

Afterglow by circuity--Um. Pete turns into a lamp. No, that is not a metaphor. Written for wtf27. PG-13ish It wasn't that Patrick had spent much time contemplating what Pete would look like as a lamp, per se. But if he had thought about it, he probably wouldn't have bet on paisley.

Pun Intended by xxdance--Um. Patrick turns into a pencil. This time, it's totally a metaphor. Worth reading for the puns alone. Also written for wtf27. R "That," Joe said, batting Pete's hand away, "is a perfectly normal number two pencil. It's just. It. The fuck," he swore helplessly, one hand covering his mouth in disbelief.

There's Probably a Reason I Love You, I'll Get Back to You On That by sidereal--There's no way Patrick could resist Pete's charms. I like the vignette-format. R "Goddamn it, that is not my point. What if I'd been getting out of the shower or something? You do this shit all the time. Like you're...like you have a right. I need my privacy, you know. Sometimes."

Throw Caution to the Wind by kalpurna--Pete absolutely does NOT take advantage of a wasted Patrick. Patrick never drinks – except, apparently, on his birthday. It's pretty entertaining, at first. Patrick drunk is just kind of open, and loose-limbed, draping himself over furniture like he owns the damn place, like it's his bar instead of Pete's. He's also friendly – really, really friendly. Friendly enough to actually make Bill Beckett look a little nervous for once, which is truly funny to watch:

Backward Compatibility by violentfires--A little more openended than I like most of my stories, but it worked for this. Patrick and Pete have a sex tape scare, and Patrick freaks. PG He presses his lips together, biting the insides. "No," he replies resolutely. "I want you to spend from now until Sunday, when I get back, making a list of every person who has been in your house between the middle of February and last weekend."

Pretty in Punk by charactereyes--I won't claim to be an expert on Pete Wentz, but I think the writer's got his voice down perfectly here. Comparing the flavors of kisses and missing what's right in front of him. I always did have a weakness for Duckie. (Ignore the British/Canadian spelling.) Flavours and textures acquire colours in his mind, a neat spectrum of sensuous categories. Salty is bright yellow, like lemons. Sour is green, acidic and lurid, a burning colour and taste. Spicy is the hot, damp orange of deep summer days. Bitter is pure white, the shade and shape of soulless hospital hallways.

this will hurt you more by megyal--Someone wanted Pete spanking Patrick, and somehow the author gives the story PLOT. I love seeing bitchy, jealous Patrick. I imagine this is what he was like, back before he mellowed out. R Or that one time, oh God, that one time when Patrick was sixteen or so and they had been sitting on the carpet in the musty basement of Wentz house, backs resting on the sofa and eating fries at about one in the morning and Pete forgot, okay? He completely fucking forgot, but all he said was "Yow, Pat, it's too early to eat these fries," and Patrick clipped him a fast left jab under his ear, drummed his legs on the floor and snarled, "Oh fuck, I told you I hate it when people call me Pat!"

Point Me To The Sky Above (I Can't Get There On My Own) by oxygen_losers--Plot taken from The Time Traveller's Wife. Pete travels in time, and Patrick's there to keep him sane (all the versions of Pete that he encounters.) A bit of Pete/Patrick/young!Pete. R Pete sighs and threads a hand through his hair. “Look, it’s…circular. The logic. Like, I’ve already been here, only as him.” He glances up at Patrick, hopeful. “I’ve met you before, back when I was fifteen. You and my twenty-seven-year-old self and…I mean fuck, man, didn’t you wonder how I knew your name before Joe introduced me? I knew we wound up here.”

Two drabbles by giddygeek--They're short, but very sweet. "You could totally live by breathing me in." Pete is grinning, Patrick can tell. The hand on the back of Patrick's neck squeezes lightly, thumb brushing through his hair. "Admit it, Stump. You need me more than this paltry oxygen of which you speak."

my epistolary romance by Gale--Five years ago Patrick, young and bold, propositioned Pete. Pete thinks about how thinks change and how they stay the same. “Don’t be a dick,” Pete says, because he’s dragged a couple of – okay, not boyfriends, exactly, but guys-he’s-slept-with-more-than-once to practice on occasion. He’s dragged girls-he’s-slept-with-more-than-once to practice, too. Pete likes people. Normally Pete likes Patrick, too; more than likes him, even. It’s like he’s spent the first almost-quarter of his life without his right arm, and then one day it was in his garage, singing a Saves the Day song and bitching about how much MTV sucked these days.

a five-letter word for ardor by Gale--A fifteen year old Patrick has a crush on Pete in the early days of the band. I like how the author incorporates the "canon" of the band into the story. Part of it -- a tiny part, but a part nonetheless -- is a lingering hint of fanboy, Patrick can admit: seeing Pete as Pete from Racetraitor, not just Pete, That Guy Who Owes Me Twenty Bucks. But it's a tiny part, and it gets smaller the longer Patrick knows him, so that's all right. That's fine, too.

internal consistency by Gale--Patrick has a bit of a breakdown, and Pete takes the brunt of his anger. "Don't harsh my monkey, Stump." Pete bumped him again, then took hold of his sleeve. "This looks good on you, man," he said quietly. "I mean, everyone cannot rock a capelet, but you looked good."

A Stitch Away From Making it (A Scar Away From Falling Apart) by femmequixotic--Apparently Pete's taste in girls is notoriously bad, and in this fic he makes a bad choice and has to deal with the consequences. (Patrick deals with the consequences too, but in a very different way.) There are cameos by members of other bands, most notably My Chemical Romance. You don't have to know these people to read the story (I didn't). NC-17 "Maybe." Pete sighed and put his fork down. "What do you want me to say, man? We broke up and it sucks." He looked up at Pete then, and his eyes were dark. "She could have been the one."

Turn My Head Into Sound by Zee--From what I can tell, if Pete hates anything, it's being ignored. In this fic that leads him to doing something...ill-advised (yet still hot. Funny how these things work out sometimes). So Pete came up behind him. "You're doing great," he whispered in Patrick's ear, nowhere near the mic. "They all love you, you've *got* this," and maybe it was Pete's imagination but Patrick seemed to relax a fraction, and he belted out the next chorus so well that Pete could feel Patrick's voice like a rope of electricity through his whole body, making Pete shudder and shake and almost forcing him to his knees.

Kisses on the Necks of Best Friends by queenofhell--A story about kisses (is there anything better?). The title comes from real kisses that Pete enjoys laying on Patrick during shows. Google it or something, I'm sure you can find pictures. (Or, alternately, just go to some FOB/bandslash comm and look at the icons.) “No, you’ll tell them all about the first show we ever played, and how the ten kids in this basement didn’t even know that they were seeing the best band in the fucking world, cause that’s what we’re gonna be.” His voice is low and intimate in Patrick’s ear, and so convincing that for a second, Patrick believes him. He just breathes for a moment, leaning into Pete, thinking about the amorphous future that almost seems tangible with Pete’s voice in his ear and the buzz from performing still in his veins.

Follow the Leader by restriction--Patrick wonders about what he's missing out on. Why he has a list of kisses from boys (it's paltry and pathetic and consists entirely of times he's been kissed on the cheek, most of them given by Pete, too) he's not entirely sure. And why he's decided he needs a proper kiss from another boy, again, he's not entirely sure.

Call It Enough by joyfulseeker--Patrick admits that he hasn't gotten laid in a year, which leads to some misguided-if-well-meaning plotting on Pete's part. "Problem?" Patrick frowned. "I'm not--" he started to say, before the clue train pulled into the station, keening a warning whistle in his head. "Oh, no." Pete was already nodding. "No," Patrick said again. "Pete, no."

You Know by joyfulseeker--Kissing booth AU FTW! The guy had a on a short-sleeved t-shirt that showed off muscled, tattooed arms, and Patrick really hoped he wasn't going to get punched. But, anti-war activists were inherently non-violent, right? He was also wearing a nametag that said, MY NAME IS: PETE in black block print sharpie, with you know you wanna hit this written hastily underneath.

Incident Light by violentfires--Patrick's not an exhibitionist, but Pete brings it out of him. Good stuff. NC-17 "But it would be really cool, you know? Because of how you're so photogenic, and besides, you already told me you would, once."

Semi-Decent Proposals by Miss Pamela--Pete asks Patrick to marry him. A lot. PG-13 “Marry me, Patrick Martin Stump,” Pete said, chucking the bottle and flopping back down on the bed. “Seriously, I love you.” He looked better, Patrick thought. Tired and pale, but more aware.

It's Not a Side Effect of the Cocaine, I am Thinking it Must be Love by Marianna--Patrick's pretty much going insane, and somehow the movie The Outsiders is to blame. Hard R But it’s not because he wants Pete there next to him or anything. And it’s definitely not because he wants to feel the length of their bodies pressed together. Pete is a weird guy, Patrick hasn’t been around him for three years already to not know this, and if all he wants to do is snuggle, and Patrick doesn’t actually have to move more than a few inches?

A Little More Sixteen Candles and A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Say Anything by provetheworst--High School AU! Pete's the popular jock and Patrick's the geek on the sidelines. I like the way the author manages to blur the lines, though, between being popular and unpopular, and didn't resort to stereotypes. NC-17 He leans in, voice dropping low. Over the din of the cafeteria, it's hard to hear. His proximity makes the hairs on the back of Patrick's next stand up. "Twenty bucks per day, man. I know, I know. It's lame, but hey, free money. I'm just admitting it straight up to you now." Pete pauses. "At some point I'm supposed to ask if you wanna hang out this weekend, too, by the way. I totally get it if you don't want to, but I'll give you a cut of the cash if you play along."

5 Reasons Xander Harris Hates Pete Wentz by lovelypoet--This is an adorable crossover with Buffy. Xander pretty much hates Pete Wentz. The video for "A Little Less 16 Candles..." is enough to make Xander want to poke out his remaining eye. Like he didn't get enough of angsty pretty-boy vampires fighting for the good side with Angel and Spike.

I can't read lips (unless they're touching mine) by giddygeek--Pete and Patrick and kissing. R Kissing Patrick the day they'd met was kind of a gut reaction to his voice and his pale legs in those horrible shorts and black socks.

5 People Patrick Stump Never Slept With (Under the Loosely Defined Concept of "Slept With" As Regards to "Sleeping Next to Someone"), and One He Did by Gale--It's Patrick/many but primarily Patrick/Pete. Mostly it's just Patrick, and since I love that kid (yes, I can call him a kid since he's two months younger than me) kind of ridiculously, this story made me happy. NC-17 Even now, Patrick can't explain why it happened; if pressed, he's pretty sure Gerard couldn't, either. Patrick's theory involved it being some kind of subconscious "fuck you" to Pete and Mikey, but that didn't really hold up, mostly because they'd gone to great, insane lengths to hide it from both of them.

this is my rifle, this is my gun by stereomer--A crack!AU featuring bounty hunter!Pete, wrongly accused!Patrick and evil twin!Brendon. Also, there's a road trip. Also, Patrick is an English teacher. Good times. Wentz doesn't interrupt or tell him to spit it out already, which makes him more nervous. “So here's the thing,” Patrick finally says. “That's my twin brother, Brendon.”

worth waiting for by Gale--Pete has a crush on Patrick who has a crush on Andy who is straight as an arrow. At this moment, I pretty much love pining!Pete more than anything. It's not that Patrick's cute, although he is. He's really cute, actually, when you overlook the chickenhawk thing, which Pete does on a fairly regular basis. He's known chicks who don't have skin that clear, and guys on sports teams that would grumble about his thighs. And his mouth, Jesus Christ, forget it. It's a fucking hat trick, and the kid's what, fifteen, sixteen?

Standing Next To Saturday, Monday Doesn't Look So Bad by __caustic--Pete gets philosophical about The Breakfast Club. I think we all have, at one point or another. "All of them. Okay, Bender and Claire, any possible way that lasts longer than a hand job in the back of a movie theatre?"

Problem Solving or: An Idiot’s Guide to Falling out of Love by Kasha--Pure crack. Only in a crack fic would Patrick anoint himself with lube. But it's hilarious, if a little over the top, and I love the ending, and Patrick having a crush and being all oblivious is adorable. With appearances by My Chemical Romance and some chick named Alicia? Yeah, I don't know. Alicia slides a casual hand into Patrick’s back pocket and pulls him into step behind Mikey. She presses her face into his shoulder, and her smile is wide enough that Patrick can feel it even through the denim of his jacket. “We can make t-shirts.”

Late Night With by Kasha--Patrick has a crush on Conan O'Brien, which is hilarious to me. PG-13 “I was thinking about it, you know, about why I’m so nervous to do the show,” Patrick says, grabbing a napkin from the dispenser and shredding it into ribbons with restless fingers. “And I think it’s because I might have a bit of a thing for Conan.”

Hard To Do by Kasha--Patrick is in love with Pete. Naturally, his response is to break up with him. Pete doesn't make it easy. PG-13ish Patrick is almost certain that he quite possibly might be in love with Peter. Which is probably why it takes him five tries to actually break up with the little bastard.

Patrick/Pete ficlet by deliberate fic--Pete pulls a prank. This video will help you understand (sorry the audio doesn't sync up). Fluffy. Pete is laying there, in his purple hoodie, asleep. It was a smart trick, because Pete knew that Patrick was the type to generally value sleep on tour, and not play sirens in someone’s ear or jump on them naked in a kimono. However, he’d failed to account for the fact that Patrick knew that Pete was too keyed up after shows to sleep for at least three hours, and he had no problem attacking fakers. He gives Pete a swift kick in the thigh. “Fucker.”

Half a Million Words and Nowhere to Start by one900--It's all a jumble of bad timing and close quarters and hurt feelings and it's lovely. Patrick has his eyes closed now, to better battle the waves of nausea that are pressing up against his diaphragm. He feels a slight tug to the right as Pete pulls the van over, and hears the sharp sounds of gravel crunching before they jerk to a final stop. Doors slide open, the ignition beeps thoughtlessly, doors click shut, and then they're back on the road and Pete, who's done little more than playfully muss up Patrick's hair until now, has his head on Patrick's shoulder through the rest of the state.

As You Like It -or- If Shakespeare Can Be Too Lazy to Come Up with a Title, So Can I by lierdumoa--Basically, the idea that Bedussey came about solely so that Pete could perv on Patrick feels me with so much glee that I cannot even tell you. NC-17 That shouldn't be getting him hard. He hasn't slept in three days. His body shouldn't be capable of getting hard right now. The picture is getting sharper and sharper in his mind, little details filtering in, a fucking soundtrack even. It's easy to picture. Patrick sliding his hand down his stomach, grabbing his dick and pulling, slow and easy, eyes glazed and far away and—

Pancakes and Blowjobs, Hashbrowns and Blood by valerie_z--A story about wee!FOB and how Patrick and Pete bonded. There's a more confident Patrick that I like here. NC-17 "Wait, wait, I'm sorry." Pete rushed up behind him, following him into the small dining room. "Look, I'm supposed to beg you to join the band. We're serious about writing music and playing out, but Joe says we're not good enough without you. So whatever it takes, man."

all the daughters of my father's house by onamonument--Genderbending fic featuring girl!Pete. I've sort of avoided the genderbending so far, because I think you have to be a bit more comfortable reading in a fandom before delving into that kind of thing. I sort of stumbled on this one accidentally though, and really liked it. Patrick feels his jaw drop open, knows he must look like someone just smacked him around the head with a trout or something, but. Boobs! On Pete! At two in the morning! He pinches the soft skin on the inside of his wrist, winces at the pain, and makes a mental note to shut his freaking mouth. That done, he stares a little more and says the first thing that comes to mind:

lace your skates up good by plainsong_x--Patrick has a crush on Pete and deals with it in an unusual (though hot!) way. NC-17 That's how Patrick thinks about it sometimes, him and Pete, because it's weird to think of himself as the singer of a band. It's easier if he's just the figurehead, just standing up there while Pete puts words into his mouth — the power behind the throne, so to speak.

i wish i was the night sky (so i could be the stars in your eyes) by megyal--Pete defends Patrick to anyone, even Patrick himself. "Don't blink," he murmured and Patrick looked at him with wide, accusing eyes. Pete made swipes that were surprisingly quick and gentle, his thumb warm against Patrick's cheek. "Wow. See? This is awesome."

Patrick/Joe

*new* notes and tokens in another tongue by madsciencechick--Patrick/Joe--Joe falls in love with his lead singer. He's such a cliche. I like the way she writes Joe's jealousy over Patrick and Pete's friendship, and I like her Pete, even though he's not the focus of the story. Scroll down the post to get the link to the fic (which is on her web site). R

It's a cliche. It's absolutely a complete fucking cliche, and Joe may be fifteen, but he likes to think he's moved past that. So when this tiny little redheaded kid butts into his conversation at a Borders, ears flushing scarlet when Joe suggests that Enemy of the Sun is their best album, and are you deaf, or just stupid, and and what do you mean Through Silver in Blood is overrated?!, and then, at the end of it, flushes and looks at the floor through pale lashes, Joe's heart hammers up hard, slamming against his breastbone, and Joe thinks, Oh, fucking hell.

*new* Persistence Isn't Always A Virtue (But Most of the Time, It Is) by tehpr0n--Patrick/Joe--The story of how Joe wins over Patrick by being annoyingly awesome. NC-17

“You keep asking that,” Joe told an overwhelmed Patrick. “But I’m not messing with you. You just have to make up your mind. Yes,” Joe said softly, his breath hitting Patrick’s mouth, “or no.”

Allegedly by ficjournal--Patrick/Joe--Joe has a crush on Patrick - allegedly - but he's straight, so he'll totally get over it. He has run into one tiny problem. It's more of a hiccup in the way things are supposed to go in a band. He may - and this is an unsubstantiated rumor passed from his cock to his cheeks, which his brain overheard and could have misinterpreted - have a teensy weensy crush on Patrick.

Untitled by Eleanor Lavish--Joe/Patrick--This is how Joe seduces Patrick. The reasons are twofold: 1) Joe sucks at seduction, as he really doesn't do candles and things that seem like a really great idea stoned (buy him socks! His feet are always cold!) are usually not heralded as anything other than bizarre in the harsh light of day ("Um, thanks for the tube socks, but, what?") and 2) Patrick is terrible about picking up on any sort of seduction hints, especially from boys, especially especially from boys in his band who aren't Pete. (Pete gets a pass. Pete's is ALWAYS in seduction mode, and Patrick just tunes him out.)

Other

*new* Lessons, or a Series of (Un)fortunate Events in the Life of Andrew Hurley by Eleanor Lavish--Andy/Patrick--Andy is quietly in love with Patrick for four years. He is also an incredible masochist, if his actions in this story are anything to go by. NC-17

"Okay." They stood blinking at each other for almost a minute before Andy rolled his eyes and took a step forward. "C'mere." Patrick took a few stumbling steps around the crap on Andy's floor until they were toe-to-toe.

*new* On The Wall (mirror, mirror) by pandoraiam--Andy/Patrick--Andy watches Patrick. There are way too few Andy/anyone stories in this world, and this is a good one. adult

The first time Andy sees the famous Patrick, he can’t even really see him. His hat is pulled down low over his eyes, his shoulders are hunched. He has a hoodie on, despite the heat in the room. Even in the dim light, he still looks green. Stage fright, Andy sees, is something of an understatement.

*new* You Never Know How Your Offering Will Be Received by ink-like-blood--Joe/Pete--A story that takes place during the early years. Joe's beating himself up over his crush on Pete.

“Hey,” Pete caught his arm on at the foot of the stairs, and Joe turned a little, looking at the way Pete’s fingers were curled around his forearm, a little cold like they always were. Even after he played, Pete’s hands were like ice. “Hey, man.” It was quietly concerned, and Joe tried not to flinch. “You okay?”

after midnight by Gale--gsf--Group sex in the tiny little van, with a pleasantly awkward Patrick. NC-17 No, wait, not really true; he could have just done what Pete did and do it whenever, except...except he really, really couldn't. He wasn't a prude and he wasn't a virgin, but nineteen years of living with his mom had pretty much carved "only when you're alone, and there's white noise so people outside can't hear you" into his brain. Like, right up front. In very large letters.

after midnight by gale--GSF--Patrick and the others in the back of the van, with Patrick adorably embarrassed. NC-17 No, wait, not really true; he could have just done what Pete did and do it whenever, except...except he really, really couldn't. He wasn't a prude and he wasn't a virgin, but nineteen years of living with his mom had pretty much carved "only when you're alone, and there's white noise so people outside can't hear you" into his brain. Like, right up front. In very large letters.

Token by Charli J--Joe/various, Joe/Patrick--Joe gets to stop being the token straight guy and get in on the gay sex action. Also, his gayness comes to him in a dream. R He's considering it. They're looking at him like he's being irrational or like they can't believe it, but he is. Joe Trohman is weighing the possibility of gay sex.

Untitled Ficlet by joyfulseeker--Patrick gen--(How hard is it to just pick one word titles? THINK OF YOUR RECCERS!) Everyone loves Patrick, written to celebrate his birthday. Patrick didn't notice right away, because rumors of wild parties and girls notwithstanding, touring in an all-male band actually tended to make you sort of surrounded by guys, from the roadies on up. So his first inkling that something weird was going on began when he unlocked his hotel room door, dragging his suitcase behind him, and some girl was in his bed, naked. Or. He assumed she was naked, because the sheet kind of was slipping down, and--

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